Poochie Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 WARNING! PG13 Joke. Two statues, a male and a female, were placed in the park 15 years ago. They faced each other. One day a lightening bolt struck them at the exact same time and they both magically came to life. The male statue looked at the female statue and said “are you thinking what I’m thinking?†The female statue answered by saying “I’ll bet $100 I am!†With this information the male statue took the female statue by the hand and went behind a tree. After an hour of leaves and dirt flying and assorted sounds, they lean against a tree to catch their breath. Male statue: “That was wonderful! I’ve been waiting years for that.†Female statue: “It was so satisfying!! But this time you hold the pigeons down and I’ll $*** on them.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Poochie, Poochie, Poochie - what ARE we going to do with you?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckreef Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I liked that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeramicChef Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Poochie - that was so very BAD! And I loved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
