Curly

I knew he was of the elite class the way he uses those big words and all...who ever says gymnasium anyway...eating all that caviar will probably cause that to happen

So really, you baked bread under your arms huh? Wow, I'm sure there is an elite crowd somewhere that would pay huge amounts of money for that...I mean, if someone will pay $100 a lb for coffee that was pooped from a particular monkey, they'd probably pay as much for the armpit cooked banana bread to dip in it

I hope they didn't make you wear a caveman suit like Porkchop

SA Ten Step Program We gotta get Gerard back in SA (Sarcasm Anonymous), he's really in a hole here

Yeah Sanny, I think you may be difficult to impersonate. A hilarious idea would be to offer Gerard a million bucks if he could go over to one of the forums you post to, and convince them for any period of time, that he is you. He would fall off the wagon within minutes and turn into Eeyore and everyone would be calling you on the phone to ask if you were on something. Don't worry, you are probably safe. So is Gerard

Sanny, Allright, it is the real Sanny, I was also afraid there might be another imposter in our midst. I've read a lot of your posts over there, yes, exuberant was the word I can't wait til you actually get a ceramic cooker...you are gonna go posting crazy, I also hope you are a picture taker...I'm pretty bad about that. Took pics of my ribs when they went on today, but never quite got any pics afterwards. I hope to improve in that area. You'll really have to meet Gerard, he's your opposite, the eternal pessimist. He reminds me of that donkey on Winnie the Pooh. Eeyore. Drop by anytime. Curly

MT, Come on in and sit a spell. Let's here what you cook and what you cook on. I'm having a hard time typing right now because I ate to mant ribs and I can just barely see the top row of the keyboard. My arms are not quite reaching around the belly all the way to hit the right keys. Oh well, welcome

Sanny, welcome to the forum of the best engineered tiled ceramic grill on the planet, maybe even the whole universe. Make youself known, post pics of your cooks or questions and someone will definately be back at you soon.

She looks almost as good as that pot a beans you had, an can get to smellin that good after workin in the yard all day.

Gerard, you've been jealous of all my stuff, my bike, my dog, my bat. Here's another peek at the real thang you got yer eyes on. Eat yer heart out man.

You are right, it don't take a $1000 cooker to cook. And if it wasn't for these forums I'd still be skinny, cause this is where I get all of my ideas. The beans really did look good and I may try the same thing you did. Just bustin yer chops man, that's all.

Actually my daughter really wanted a dog, so I promised I'd get her one. That's her dog. It looks better than the dog on Little House on the Prairie.

We don't keep the turtles, we mark them with fingernail polish and let them go down by the branch.

Did you feel that? I stuck that one clear though the leg The K forum might be uppity, but we ain't We can be country folks ifn we wants to. And I like country, so there ya go.

I'm gonna pull those baby backs in about an hour. They might not look like yours Drunk-J, boiled and foiled ain't my way, but they'll taste great. I'm laughing out loud and my wife is asking me whats so funny. Man, I crack myself up sometimes.

Oh Heck, me and my daughter just made up a voodoo doll for him today. It's got hair from our dog, a piece of bat ear and some tutle shell. It's ready for the needles. The fiinshed product Did you feel that in your arm Gerard

See Gerard, that's the difference between me and you. I told him it looked great and almost had a smell. Then I threw up and left him in his little tinfoil world thinking he was doing something. And you, you just get straight to the vomit don't you? You need a good woman like Sanny to inject some happiness in your life

Man I hate ya'll. I try to add some humor to a thread and you just bust my chops. I'm gonna start my own forum...the Curly-Que forum, ya'll ain't invited Yes, my wifes ancestors came over on the Mayflower from Rome and settled here. They brought many cobblestones and created the first bent bike.

Gerard, man you need to get the order in (you won't miss out on anything important) so you can turn that frown upside down. Course, if you got all happy and exuberant, we'd all think somebody had taken over your name so it wouldn't really matter.

Just made my daughter a new bike Out here in the country we don't have those fancy kinda bikes, but we get by. That little pointy thing kinda smarts though.

That's a cute boy. Not sure if I'd let that weird looking man hold my child though That's great, a 3rd generation bbq god. He looks like he already loves good que

Started the ribs at about noon. The wife will be eating that small one

That sounds pretty good. Thanks. Congrats on the new baby, lets have some pics of him/her also.

You'll probably be plastered all day and could eat a rubber boot

There are other books decicated to ceramic cooking, but we are new here and Drunk-J hasn't put ours together for us yet. We need to keep on him or he'll just keep attempting to produce edible food from that metal contraption.