Jump to content
Basher

Summer Bugs

Recommended Posts

If I saw him in the house Basher his name is "Dead". I have a special electric tennis racket that zaps flies with a shock when you strike them and it gives you an edge on quickness, maybe you could give it a go. Good thing I wear a size 12...with a spider the size of my dinner plate, do you think it's enough shoe to bring down that monster?  Like bggrant said, that "B" is destined for the KK, dead or alive. 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I came across a Huntsman in my bedroom when I was living in Sydney 22 years ago.  Before the time of smart phones.  Nowadays I would have taken a picture, sent it to my local friend and landlady and she would have told me it was harmless and to go to sleep.  Instead I ran, screaming, out of the house - it was about 11 pm.  I ordered chicken and chips on the way to the local-sells-everything store, bought some spray, picked up chicken and chips, drowned the poor spider in a ridiculous amount of spray and then settled down to a nice calming pile of chips and nice, fried chook.  

  • Like 2
  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Haha, I don’t kill them anymore. They keep other vermin out.
Don’t get me wrong, when these spiders jump, I’m air boxing and doing the snake step( you know, high knee running on the spot- everyone does it if they nearly step on a snake) at the same time.
I’ll keep an eye out for the zapping fly swat..... for flies.
Mmmmmmm, don’t think I’ll be cooking these either.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...