Poochie Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 Tony has passed away and unfortunately has a free ticket to the giant Komodo known as Hell. Satan greets him and gives him some choices: Satan: Greetings Tony, you can spent your afterlife in one of these 3 rooms. Here’ s our first room. Tony looks in to see a guy on a rack getting stretched and he’s screaming. Tony: No thanks. That looks painful Satan: Maybe you’d enjoy room number 2. Inside the room is a fellow chained to a wall and getting whipped. Tony: That’s not how I want to spend eternity. Let’s see the last room. Satan: As you wish. Take a look inside room number three. Inside the room is a bunch of people standing around drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. However, they are waist deep in cow patties. Tony: The cow crap part sucks but it beats the other rooms by a mile. I’ll take it. As he enters the room a cup of coffee and his choice of smokes are offered. A short time later an announcement comes over a speaker…”Ok everyone, coffee break is over. Back on your heads.” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C6Bill Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 Knowing Tony he’d fine a way to cook those Pattie’s and make them tasty 😋 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnymnemonic Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 1 hour ago, C6Bill said: Knowing Tony he’d fine a way to cook those Pattie’s and make them tasty 😋 Should be plenty of heat down there for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted January 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 I have no doubt that Satan uses Royal Oak 100% natural briquettes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 23 hours ago, Poochie said: I have no doubt that Satan uses Royal Oak 100% natural briquettes. That would be my personal Hell for sure! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
