Poochie Posted January 3, 2022 Report Posted January 3, 2022 Tony has passed away and unfortunately has a free ticket to the giant Komodo known as Hell. Satan greets him and gives him some choices: Satan: Greetings Tony, you can spent your afterlife in one of these 3 rooms. Here’ s our first room. Tony looks in to see a guy on a rack getting stretched and he’s screaming. Tony: No thanks. That looks painful Satan: Maybe you’d enjoy room number 2. Inside the room is a fellow chained to a wall and getting whipped. Tony: That’s not how I want to spend eternity. Let’s see the last room. Satan: As you wish. Take a look inside room number three. Inside the room is a bunch of people standing around drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. However, they are waist deep in cow patties. Tony: The cow crap part sucks but it beats the other rooms by a mile. I’ll take it. As he enters the room a cup of coffee and his choice of smokes are offered. A short time later an announcement comes over a speaker…”Ok everyone, coffee break is over. Back on your heads.” 1 2
C6Bill Posted January 3, 2022 Report Posted January 3, 2022 Knowing Tony he’d fine a way to cook those Pattie’s and make them tasty 😋 2
johnnymnemonic Posted January 3, 2022 Report Posted January 3, 2022 1 hour ago, C6Bill said: Knowing Tony he’d fine a way to cook those Pattie’s and make them tasty 😋 Should be plenty of heat down there for that
Poochie Posted January 3, 2022 Author Report Posted January 3, 2022 I have no doubt that Satan uses Royal Oak 100% natural briquettes. 3
tony b Posted January 4, 2022 Report Posted January 4, 2022 23 hours ago, Poochie said: I have no doubt that Satan uses Royal Oak 100% natural briquettes. That would be my personal Hell for sure! 2 2
