Poochie Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them." Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $30 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally." IRS AGENT: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one." Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?" 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekobo Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 I hate to say it but that is actually a funny joke @Poochie 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 @Poochie👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrus Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Poochie, do you own a boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted December 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 I'm not setting my self up as the punch line 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrus Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Your not, it was just a joke, Merry Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted December 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Merry Christmas to you too. I hope you continue post your excellent cooking photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
