Tony has been bugging me to post another joke, so here it is:
A woman brought her baby to the doctor and when he asked her what the problem was, she said "my baby stinks."
After a brief examination, the doctor said "if you change his diaper, he won't stink anymore."
Lady: "I don't thing so. He's wearing Pampers."
Doc: "It doesn't matter what brand he's wearing, you need to change him. He has a dirty diaper."
Lady: "No, I'm afraid you're wrong, It says right there on the box "14 to 20 pounds."