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Dennis and the baby

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Dennis went to bed knowing his wife might need to head to the hospital to have their baby delivered that night…

Wife: Dennis, wake up! I think it’s time! My contractions are very close together!

Dennis: Oh my gosh! I’ll call the doctor…

Doctor Babybirth: Yes, what is it? It’s 3am by the way.

Dennis: You’ve got to get to the hospital quickly. My wife said her contractions are closer and closer. It’s getting ready to happen. Hurry!

Doctor Babybirth: Settle down. Is this her first baby?

Dennis: No, this is her husband!

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swoff1: Hey, what does Jokes, Ribbin', & misc  banter! mean? 

Partner: Sounds like a place to post jokes, shoot the breeze, and maybe some off-topic stuff.

swoff1: Wrong! Yesterday Dennis suspended the account of this asshole named Poochie. It was so awesome!! I mean who has time for that garbage??

Partner: What?

swoff1:  That knucklehead can't post anything for 30 days. Hahahaha. Serves him right. Hey, what's a 6 letter word for dumb?

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