Poochie Posted January 14, 2022 Report Posted January 14, 2022 Dennis went to bed knowing his wife might need to head to the hospital to have their baby delivered that night… Wife: Dennis, wake up! I think it’s time! My contractions are very close together! Dennis: Oh my gosh! I’ll call the doctor… Doctor Babybirth: Yes, what is it? It’s 3am by the way. Dennis: You’ve got to get to the hospital quickly. My wife said her contractions are closer and closer. It’s getting ready to happen. Hurry! Doctor Babybirth: Settle down. Is this her first baby? Dennis: No, this is her husband! 1 3
DennisLinkletter Posted January 16, 2022 Report Posted January 16, 2022 Just suspended Poochie's account for a month! LOL 2 4
swoff1 Posted January 16, 2022 Report Posted January 16, 2022 That’s Awesome who has time for that garbage 1
Poochie Posted January 18, 2022 Author Report Posted January 18, 2022 swoff1: Hey, what does Jokes, Ribbin', & misc banter! mean? Partner: Sounds like a place to post jokes, shoot the breeze, and maybe some off-topic stuff. swoff1: Wrong! Yesterday Dennis suspended the account of this asshole named Poochie. It was so awesome!! I mean who has time for that garbage?? Partner: What? swoff1: That knucklehead can't post anything for 30 days. Hahahaha. Serves him right. Hey, what's a 6 letter word for dumb? 1 2
C6Bill Posted January 18, 2022 Report Posted January 18, 2022 Someone forgot to take their humor pill lol 1
