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scooters In college, I threw my Ducati 750 Sport and myself down the road wearing only shorts and a T shirt, plus a helmet. Pretty sure I had it cranked so far over I ran off the edge of the tread on the then top sport tires, Dunlop K-81's. Got some unbelievably painful road rash, but thats it. Another time I did exactly the same thing on a BMW R75/6. The cylinder actually acted like a crash bar and I slid to a stop from 70 mph with nary a scratch. I used to take big road trips touring the American west on a Norton Commando 850, if you can believe that! A tent, a sleeping bag and my girlfriend were the three necessities. Now I ride a Ducati 888 SPO and a Beemer R100 RS with a little more restraint.

vac I use the Shop Vac with drywall filter. I only remove the ashes when cold and the fire fully out. Usually just prior to a cook. It's fast, clean, no blowing clouds of ash, and thorough.

better half returns Yep, I'm fully clothed, took out the trash, cleaned the bathrooms and the kitchen, vacuumed and swept, most importantly got Penny's favorite KK grub going, a Boston Butt pork shoulder roast! She'll have a nice welcome home meal. Even found a ridiculously cheap but tasty Chardonnay to go with. We usually drink French reds, but it's so freaking hot a nice cold white is in order for a Texas summer's eve.

too much info KK for sure, I'll leave it to others to describe ancillary uses.

keep it I would keep the blow dryer, sometimes you will use it, sometimes not. I use one occasionally and just blow down from above. Do you "need" it? No, but it's fun to play with sometimes.

Absolutely you can. Just don't expose it to direct flame.

The last feral cook before Penny gets home: I am adding a cantaloupe to start easing myself back in to "normal' food. And I put on some pants, too! Trying to get the cigar smoke out of the house also.

ideas 0% APR for 60 months on a 2011 Camry or Corolla. That's a deal. Also, one of the best values you can get on a car is certified pre-owned. Got a great Ford Escape for my mother in law that way.

Did you catch that, perchance, on fly? No Gorton's fish sticks for you!!

not that bad Well, I actually cooked the Gorton's fish cakes purely as a joke to post here, for laughs. But they were fairly tasty cooked on charcoal in the KK! Not really disgusting. So, if you are ever really pressed and don't have time for even a simple prep, throw a pre-prepared frozen something or other on the KK and see how it comes out. I have a sack of frozen chicken tenders or some such thing which I will try. You can make the case that there are plenty of fresh items you can toss on the KK with almost no prep time. Especially chicken and fish. So there is no need to use some of these processed, frozen entrees. But I'm just playing. And the wife isn't here to object. Hmm, Tony's Pizza Rolls might be good tonight. And I DO have that bottle of 2000 Chateau LaTour...

couture I did put on a T-shirt yesterday. At the office, I have to "fool" everybody by wearing actual doctor clothes. Even shoes. But as soon as I get home...

scorcher Well, Firemonkey, it was way hotter here last year. We started in the 100's in June! When we have a hot southwest wind blowing up from Mexico, Kerrville is usually a degree or two hotter than S.A. At least this year we didn't hit that til August. My wife is cooling her heels out in Monterey, California, where it's 59!!! Which reminds me I have not tried that Santa Maria style tri-tip yet.

hey Syz You tried it yet? Seriously, though, when I first got my KK I didn't think there was any reason to foil anything. I figured it was a crutch or remedy for high airflow steel cookers. With our low flow, moisture saving environment in our KK's I figured it was unnecessary. I only tried it because I was curious, especially about the concept of doing a brisket in a few hours instead of overnight or all day. They promote it over at the Weber Smoky Mountain forum; those are steel cookers. Anyhow I tried it once just to see how it turned out. That first try flipped me to the technique. Anyway as I have said, try it to see if you like it, and you will probably use it some or all of the time when doing a brisket. The only times I don't do it are when I want to go do something for a few hours and can't monitor the relatively fast 4 or 5 hour cook. Then I just set the Guru or Stoker to 225 and forget about it til I get home. Then I can resume the hot fast, or just let it go low and slow.

salmon One of the better fishing trips I had was fly fishing for Silver Salmon in Alaska. An absolute ball. They were tasty, too.The spectacular beauty was inspiring; the big grizzlies scared the hell out of me, though.

feral fun I put on a T-shirt, cuz the AC was a little cool. When my wife comes back, I'll have to resume normal feed, and clothes. But until then...

Easy Oh for crying out loud Cook, we're like a family here. A little bit of light-hearted ribbing doesn't take away from our serious posts about KK cooking. It adds to the joy of living! We have the best Q forum on the net, and some of the coolest members, I think.

C'mon ya'll, I'm floating you straight lines left and right here and can't get a rise out of anybody. I gave you the note about letting my dogs lick the grill clean, figuring somebody would come back with a smart remark about canine grill floss or something, but nothing. Then I give the physicists a deadpan remark about Heisenberg being "uncertain" about his pork butts. That should have stirred up some crafty wordsmithing intertwining BBQ with the Uncertainty Principle; and again, no witty remarks. Then I cook those disgusting frozen fish cakes with sausages, plate 'em up on an artistic plate and pair them with an expensive Bordeaux. I expected some serious piercing sarcasm with that one! Props to Conodo and T for coming back with a little something there, though. I'm setting myself up for some serious zingers here, ya'll need to take aim, crank up the puns, reparte and sarcasm, and let something fly.

From a couple of tasters: 95 points from the Wine Spectator: "A classy and impressive young Bordeaux from an appellation that stepped up in '96. Dark-colored, with plenty of currant and spice aromas, the wine is full-bodied, with very velvety tannins and allspice, berry and currant flavors. Long, long finish. One of the wines of the vintage, it's a beauty. Best after 2005." (01/99) 93 points Robert Parker: "Made from 65% Cabernet Sauvignon and 35% Merlot, this is a huge, backward wine. The 1996 possesses an opaque purple color, as well as pure aromatics consisting of cassis, grilled herbs, coffee, and toasty new oak. Massive in the mouth, and one of the most structured and concentrated young Cos d'Estournels I have ever tasted, this thick, structured, tannic wine has closed down significantly since bottling. It requires 7-8 years of cellaring, and should last for 30-35 years. It is a fabulous Cos, but patience is required. Anticipated maturity: 2006-2030." (04/99) My opinion: It smelled fabulous and tasted great. That is as nuanced as I get when tasting wine! I either like it, or I don't. This I like!!! And I just poured another glass, mmm, mmm. And that habanero was scorching, baby.

more useful than a big one OK, we are ready to see the mock-up of the KK OTB Junior....

One mustn't neglect the proper pairing; and presentation for such delectable fare:

My wife has only been out of town two days but I've already gone feral. Sitting around the house naked eating salami and a block of cheese the size of a car battery, watching fishing shows and smoking cigars in the house. I decided to have a nice meal:

NaCl I put a very light dust of Kosher salt on most meats before applying a salt free rub. This allows me to absolutely control the amount of salt I use. Most pre-prepared rubs have an unknown amount of too much salt in them, it is normally the first listed ingredient. So I make my own, salt free. There are a number of popular rubs oft mentioned here, like the Dizzy Pig. I have no idea how they stack up, salt wise. But if you make your own you have total salt control.

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I'm fixing to do something goofy. I'm going to cook some of those frozen fish cake things in the KK. You know, the Gorton's Fisherman things. Not the fish sticks, but those bigger slabs. Just for fun and out of curiosity. I'll throw them on there frozen and see what happens. Maybe with a big hunk of bologna from the deli, too. I mean, what the hell, might as well play with the toy!

Do both Anyone who cooks briskets on the KK should try both methods, low and slow without foil and fast hot with foil. Then you will know when and why you want to do one or the other method. Both methods produce excellent food!