That was nasty. He's all happy about his new cooker, and you called it something ugly. And he even bought the brand you approve of, and you still called it a bad name.
Well, I assumed he wanted the truth But it does look different today, last night I was at home upstairs, tired, different lighting.
Hmmm, how about "Mustard Urn"...that OK from our legal department
(No offense intended there LeadDog...sometimes it takes a word from our women folk to get us straightened out, eh)