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so i drove to macau from hong kong for the first time today across the HZMB bridge. it’s basically a huge, long ass road and tunnel that physically connects lantau island hk to macau and zuhai, china. and in order to drive on this multi-billion dollar waste of money, i need to apply for a permit to drive on it, buy mainland car insurance, buy macau car insurance, buy hk car insurance, carry my taiwan travel card, my hk id card, my hk drivers license. and reserve a car park space in macau. all this for the privilege of driving from hk to macau without shlepping on a ferry or bus with the plebs. but i can only park at the border in macau. i cannot physically drive in city in macau. i need an actual macanese license plate which they stopped giving out to the public years ago. and the only way to get one is to buy one, which i was told costs in the realm of

$20,000+ USD. 

anyway, now that im here. im sitting in a casino shopping mall eating a cake and coffee. bored out of my mind while i wait for my wife to finish attending her concert in cantonese. i refuse to attend because 1. i don’t understand the language. and 2. cantonese vocalized sounds terrible. and everything is fake here. fake london, fake paris, fake venice…%uck, i can’t wait to go home..🙃🤣

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Reading your intro I couldn't help but laugh, probably so because from seeing you roof top home background there wasn't much of a comparision. The sights around your high top give off a good vibe with little attachments as a city would have, you need a good camping trip or a trip to the beach.

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