I Failed MacKenzie's Bread Making Class

[Jon B.]

After carefully reading and studying all of MacKenzie's bread making tips plus all the other forum member posts on bread making .................................here is the precision beer bread recipe entry that got me kicked out of her bread making class............................................

MacKenzie's Beer Bread Recipe

Drink one beer and then pour another beer into a bowl.  Open another beer.

Add secret bread mix to bowl being careful not to spill more beer into bowl

Set beer down and stir mixture with fork for 30 seconds.  Take a drink of beer and then perform second kneading of mix with fork for 10 seconds. Ignore lumps but make sure you are well hydrated. 

Dump mixture in greased bread pan.  Pour melted butter on top. (If out of butter, substitute beer)

Stick into 375* oven for about 3 more beers

Remove from oven to let cool.  (try to remember to use pot holders when removing pan from oven)

After placing bread on cooling rack,  break off decent sized piece and add 2 tablespoons of butter and burn roof of mouth tasting it.

Grab beer and try to cool down the flap of skin hanging from roof of mouth.   

While preparing the rest of the meal, tear off a couple more hunks and add more butter.  Wash down with more beer.    

Carry half eaten loaf to dinner table.  Sit down to dinner.  Just stare at food because the bread & beer has started fermenting in your stomach.  

Manage to eat but then cuss out loud, because you just remembered that you forgot to take a picture of the bread with all the other food before you ate everything.   

Take picture of your sorry looking, tore up, remaining loaf of bread.  Post on forum, 

   

[CeramicChef]

Absolutely classic!  Very funny.  Thanks for the laughs!

[tony b]

[ckreef]

Sounds like an awesome way to fail out of class.

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[MacKenzie]

I'll have you all know that, Jon, was the star baker in the class, just look at those awesome pixs. I'm proud to say Jon, was my student. He is just so humble.  

Edited May 4, 2016 by MacKenzie

[tinyfish]

I bet the beer was nice and cold.

Time to try again.