Poochie

That sounds horrible MacKenzie. We'll hit 29 on Thursday but it won't last very long.

swoff1: Hey, what does Jokes, Ribbin', & misc banter! mean? Partner: Sounds like a place to post jokes, shoot the breeze, and maybe some off-topic stuff. swoff1: Wrong! Yesterday Dennis suspended the account of this asshole named Poochie. It was so awesome!! I mean who has time for that garbage?? Partner: What? swoff1: That knucklehead can't post anything for 30 days. Hahahaha. Serves him right. Hey, what's a 6 letter word for dumb?

Are you using pellets? After reading the review it appears that pellets will make the more of a mess than wood chips. It's easy to clean either way but I'm just curious as to what fuel you used.

Snowblower?? What's that?

You can't go wrong with pizza. Especially pepperoni. I like 'em thin and crispy

I don't really need to since I'm married 😀

That's a bummer with the plumbing. You'd think the goo would be safe for the pipes. At least you ended up with a great snack!

But then you'd have to carry your brisket in the deli.

I visited Colorado and decided to have some supper at a local restaurant. I looked over the menu and see mountain oysters. Now being from Louisiana I’m thinking they’re just like salt water oysters I’m used to eating, but they come from fresh water in the area. Waitress: What can I get for you today? Poochie: I think I’ll have an order of these mountain oysters. Waitress: Good choice! They’re fresh and delicious. Poochie: How many do you get? Waitress: You get two and one vegetable. Poochie: Two?? Give me a dozen! That’s what I’m used to eating. Waitress: Oh my, you sure like your mountain oysters, don’t you? Poochie: Lady, where I come from we eat them right out of the sack.

Hey Tekobo, why did you slice the peppers before you put them on the smoker? More smoke flavor?

Just do like Tekobo and buy one of each smoker Dennis sells.

I didn't mean to put the stink face on the slicer. I'm sure there are 50 people happy with them to my one unhappiness. I loved what it did, just not the cleaning and fear factor. Slice away Tyrus and just ignore my bitching. And stop giving away blood for free.

Dennis went to bed knowing his wife might need to head to the hospital to have their baby delivered that night… Wife: Dennis, wake up! I think it’s time! My contractions are very close together! Dennis: Oh my gosh! I’ll call the doctor… Doctor Babybirth: Yes, what is it? It’s 3am by the way. Dennis: You’ve got to get to the hospital quickly. My wife said her contractions are closer and closer. It’s getting ready to happen. Hurry! Doctor Babybirth: Settle down. Is this her first baby? Dennis: No, this is her husband!

We had one and it did exactly what we wanted it to do. Slice meat thin for great layered sandwiches. That being said, and these have been mentioned, we hated it as much as an uninvited mother-in-law. It's big, heavy, won't fit anywhere convenient, and worst of all was cleaning it. Just putting fingers near the blade to clean it gave me the willies. I've learned to appreciate a sharp knife. You can't carve the meat as thin or as even, but when I'm stuffing my neck with a sandwich, I discovered that I didn't care. Everyone that has one, enjoy it. I gave mine away.

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I remember a guy getting a speeding ticket on some comedy. The Judge said "$10 or 10 days." The accused said "I'll take the ten bucks."

Is that a 32" Tekobo?

What an excellent looking meal! Looks delicious

I'm wondering if a piece of expanded metal from Home Depot would work. It's basically thin grate material but a lot of people make fireboxes out of it. When I get my 32, I'm going to give it a try. Maybe double up on the expanded metal to keep fire contained. I think it's around $25 so it's a cheap project.

You're right about that smoke ring. Looks like it would glow in the dark. Nice cook!

Tekobo won't admit she laughed at it. I didn't either.

I've also found that rubs taste much different on meat than they do off your finger. Most of the time they taste much better on meat. So don't throw one away based on a quick taste out of the container

Until the jar is empty. I’ve never seen one go bad.

Now there's some smart thinking!

I saw a commercial version of your hardware cloth basket, Tony. It does seem like It would come in handy for several things...like wings. That stuff isn't galvanized is it?