Warning, this has PG-13 language
Grandma: “Come grandkids. You’re going with me to town today instead of going with Grandpa.â€
Grandkids: “Awwww. OK, Grandma.â€
After they get back from town….
Grandma: “Well children, how did like going with me instead of Grandpa for a change? I’m a pretty good driver, you know.â€
Grandchild 1: “It was OK Grandma.â€
Grandchild 2: “Yeah, Grandma, it was fine but not as much fun as with Grandpa.â€
Grandma: “Well I’ll be! What’s the difference? Why is it more fun with Grandpa??â€
Grandkids: “We were with you for 2 hours and didn’t see a single blind bastard, numbskull, chowderhead or stupid asshole!â€