Curly

I hope it wasn't that June delivery of RJ's koal

Pinch me and wake me up...no don't The customer service is what I've always dreamed about.

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals and track expenses. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START"............

Hey, don't be knockin' that Ar-Be-Que sauce! A little Horsey Sauce for kick and it's the best fake BBQ to go with the fake roast beast. Who's knockin

So you're the dude that steals all the arbies sauce

Sad, but true

I predict it to be stolen off the truck

Wal, good to hear from you man, how's it going in Ireland. Hope you've not had any recent explosions

I knew he'd take right to her, I thought she was his brother for a minit.

What is a string doing tied on your cat

Re: Target price for a 22lb box will be $16.28 or .74 a lb. Yeah, well, if ya see onea these here trucks rolling by from yer left, give him a shout before he get's all the way over to the right. It's conconuts, there's plenty to go around

Dang, you got corn left over after you filled up the still

Yeah, what he said...let's see the thing in it's natural setting

Yeah, but if you just connected one of DJ's homemade, elboed, rightangled, double-helix, cross treaded, female to male, brass fittings to her mouth and used the hot-air as fuel we could all cook free for the rest of the milenium.

Dang I love Rosie. She's real purdy

Hey thanks, here, here. By the way, the cork picture is of one of my riding buddies, not me. But you'd like him too, he's got a great sense of humor, as you can see

I had a good zinger but now I've forgotten it. I hope Dennis holds back a few dollars of your paycheck cause of my pain and sufering. Alright Keller, lets' see some action pinky pics

Can't do much seasoning with skin on I reckon Injector? Marinate? Only thing I do on my salmon is a dry rub (no skin, mind you) and high heat. It's like blackened salmon...good stuff.

Can't do much seasoning with skin on I reckon

Ear Corks are in Sorry folks, I got my ear corks in and can't hear a word yur saying.

Hey man, Slow and Even is our theme song

Did we ever get pricing on that? Is there a page or something about this (other than this)?

Yep, surprises me too