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How about, "Shaquille?" They're both big and bad and can't shoot free throws.

Re: Welcome ColaCooker Maybe that's why you used "branch" for what God intended to be called a creek. Never heard a southerner use that before.

If coffee beans from a polecat's ass cost that much, just imagine what fish semen from a veterinarian's nose could sell for! Maybe I could trade a teaspoon for an OTB. How about it Dennis? BTW, guys, this is only funny cause I wrote it. Let's not run too far with this concept.

I don't have time to go googling now, but isn't it a whole lot more expensive than that?

Re: LOL.. Damn, I'm kinda speechless. I'm pretty sure the owner of the other tiled cooker company wouldn't have expended the effort. Alas, the grass is always greener on the other forum.

Gawd, you are chipper. And now Jasen has another word to look up.

Looked it up, did ya? But you're right, it did come across kinda stupid. Guess I had it coming for setting you straight on the *other* forum.

Sanny, According to Curly and Jasen, I'm your antithesis. Despite that, welcome aboard. Let me apologize now for offending you sometime in the future. It's bound to happen.

Good thing she didn't keep that really BIG fuzzy bat. You would need about 3 monitors to confine it. And a trip to the eye doctor.

I'm doomed. I can't possibly stand up to the power of a fuzzy bat, a turtle that lives on pine cones, and a dusty keyboard. Seriously, stop it with the county-chique, Curly. We gotta act like we got standards. There's Europeans amongst us.

Re: OMG - About to bust! When I find something like this, I assume the cat threw it up and I pray that I can entice the dog to eat it. *not a big fan of the Creole.

And all of the rest are for curly! You, sir, have a firm grip on the obvious. <--- please note the emoticon. According to the forum rules, you CAN'T get pissed.

Strange, I didn't know they had cobblestone streets in Union, SC. Wonder if the Romans laid the first roads there too?

Tlinder, Thanks for clarifying. I've seen very few of these in real life and only known them as those weird recumbent bikes. But I'm not going to be in the market. My butt would drag the ground on one of those things.

Yeah, welcome aboard, Tlinder. Question: From your profile: "Interests: IT (Apple), Bentriding, Snowboarding, BBQ" What is Bentriding? Is that riding something while bent? If so, that Jasen's been bentriding in his pickup for years. Didn't know it was a sport.

Wrong, Dennis was very specific: No cooking sessions over 150 for a month or all your tiles will fall off. Sorry, man. Better sell it before it starts disintegrating. I'll give you $300 for it delivered.

That's great. Remind me to NEVER post a photo of myself or anything I hold dear.

C'mon Majestik, put Porkchop in one of these for us: Just in case the bearskin slips off.

I say we take up a collection and buy him one of those Fanny Bush cricket thongs from TNW's site. Or perhaps Majestik can save us the expense and do it electronically.

Very cool, you lucky SOB. The seals are cool; I didn't know anything about them. I imagine it's nice to have all these innovative surprises. I hope they're not too difficult to replace, being all precision applied and stuff. I would hate to have to send the kk back to Indonesia for new gaskets.

GregR, your comments about dome height made me go look... From the photo on the homepage of the main site, http://www.komodokamado.com/ both grills seem the same overall height unless the photo has been manipulated for symmetry. It looks like the dome of the OTB may be slightly shorter but the base looks taller. It also appears that the bottom of the base is considerably closer to the ground since the legs are shorter. I wonder if any of these observations are true.

Congratulations TC. It's gorgeous. Someday I hope to join the club of owners. I never realized an OTB could cook two kids side by side. I always had to stack'em on the #7.

Neat. I would like to see a match some day with folks that could explain what's going on. Pretty unlikely that's ever gonna happed around Chattanooga though.

Keep it shut down. It's just another porn site. TNW is selling thongs there with Fanny and Bush emblazened on the front. Hell, that's even partially anatomically incorrect. Seriously, what's a fan of cricket doing in North Carolina? Ever have a match there?

Ya'll really hurt his feelings. His whole website is down now.