OK, time to eat my words a little bit. The slicer that I had tagged in my Amazon Wishlist went on sale the other day and I took the bait - hook, line & sinker! It arrived yesterday, just in time to slice up the corned beef and pastrami that I made on St. Pat's day. Works really nice. But, I have to stash it in the brew room, as there's no place in the kitchen for it.
So now, no more excuses for not doing the bacon. I'm off to the freezer to grab a pack of pork belly and I've printed off Ruhlman's Bacon recipe.