Not much of a joke teller, Poochie, sorry!
And, the only time I ever go to a Mickie-D's is when I'm on a road trip and it's the only option, typically breakfast. In fact, Popeye's and Arby's are about the only fast food that I ever do. I was estatic when Cedar Rapids got it's first Popeye's last year. On opening day, the line of cars was almost a 1/2 mile long - and I was one of them!!