Pequod, the only tools you need will be a spatula to flip dem burgers, a Mapp torch to light your coals and a 3/8 in wrench (with handle) to clean your grates. It's the truth, and it will set you free. And it goes further, on laundry day just make sure it's raining outside and the next day that it's sunny, the floors in the house (hardwood) of course...tie some wet rags to your shoes and work while you walk. You get the point, if it hasn't been discovered, the answer is just around the corner. Simplify radicals, move them around, seems to me your surrounded by them around Washington.