MacKenzie Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Tyrus said: HHHMMMMMMMMMM, Roast Chipmunk Don't you dare or !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pequod Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Alright...I'll just leave this right here, but with a NSFW warning: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrus Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 4 hours ago, MacKenzie said: Don't you dare or !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, OK,OK geeeeez....................the devil made me do it 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacKenzie Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 @ Tyrus, the devil makes me do a lot of things too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Tony thanks for sharing.My mates with his rum distillery have jumped on board quickly after sharing your swisher story with him. Had to overcome taxation rules about selling alcohol! For hand sanitiser...... it would fast pretty good without the lavender and aloe. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Ora Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Funny I start work before the shops open this morning it's Saturday here I went to the shop first thing got in and there was no TP. So went and got some flour .I then noticed another customer had TP in their trolley I thought what the fuck went back down the tp isle and there was like 6 x 4 pack rolls .on the shelf strange. So I grabbed one which is all you are able to get .continued buying some other non essential items like ice cream. Yum lol . I walked back past the TP isle and it was empty .no surprise there. But I noticed an elderly lady with a walking aid coming down the isle and the look in her eyes not seeing any TP broke my heart .I just had to give her mine .it made her day and mine My wife went to Whole Foods here yesterday (found chicken, but no TP -- a partial win!). The checkout person told her they've been opening an hour early at 7 AM ONLY for elderly to shop first. When the doors open to the general public at 8, they see all the hoarders flood in to raid the shelves that were restocked overnight. Their response is to restock throughout the day to give others a chance. Very interesting. It's just like war. Measure: hoarders (the enemy) flood the gates at open. Countermeasure: stores keep stock low at open to deny hoarders. Anticipating the next step: Counter-Countermeasure: hoarders stop by multiple times per day to determine whether there is a pattern to restocking times. Counter by stores: randomize restocking to eliminate any detectable pattern, similar to frequency hopping radios. Could even go spread-spectrum by frequently stocking just a few items at a time. repeat repeat Soon stores will be using TP false targets -- projecting holograms of bundles of TP to attract the hoarders. Can even use TP-Gate Pull-Off techniques -- the TP hologram moves just ahead of anyone reaching for it, and gradually walks them out the door, denying them their prize. Sent from my SM-T835 using Tapatalk 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckreef Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 22 hours ago, Tyrus said: HHHMMMMMMMMMM, Roast Chipmunk 21 hours ago, MacKenzie said: Don't you dare or !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told Mrs skreef that when the food runs out the cats will be the first to go. I'm saving my very best white soy sauce for such an occasion. Chinese food at the Reef's. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgrant3406 Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Just saw this being reported on, a how long will it last calculator https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com hopefully this will ease folks mind about how long their stash will last... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pequod Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 1 hour ago, ckreef said: I told Mrs skreef that when the food runs out the cats will be the first to go. I'm saving my very best white soy sauce for such an occasion. Chinese food at the Reef's. Wait...isn’t that how this started? Someone ate a cat??? 😯 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Two thumbs up to Lord Byron! Way to step up, mates! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckreef Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Pequod said: Wait...isn’t that how this started? Someone ate a cat??? 😯 Not cat - bat 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 I thought that was only Ozzie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckreef Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 hours ago, tony b said: I thought that was only Ozzie! Nope the reality show Survivor. I guess when you're really hungry a local delicacy - bat - tastes pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 2:49 PM, ckreef said: Not cat - bat Bat...it's what's for dinner Bat...NOT the other white meat Where's the bat! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonj Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 not much meat on a bat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 not much meat on a bat. There is plenty on our bats Jon. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonj Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 I am continually impressed with the diversity of wildlife in Australia. Those are some big bats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 This is pretty funny VIDEO-2020-03-13-23-56-46.mp4 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckreef Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Seems the latest crazy spree in the US is a run on guns and ammo. I guess people want to defend their TP. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pequod Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 30 minutes ago, ckreef said: Seems the latest crazy spree in the US is a run on guns and ammo. I guess people want to defend their TP. That's one way to enforce social distancing. A lot cheaper and easier to just stop bathing...not 'fessing up to anything... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
